11:05pm Stuff that's going to happen ( only the interesting ones, anyway)

1) EXAMS!!!! interesting. NOT.
2)Did you know that our school extended exams to three weeks???!!! three WEEKS!!
3) Singapore election 2011.

honestly, i'm not really into this political stuff but after watching the news and observing other parties...I'm SCARED. as in scared that singapore would make a really really wrong choice and land us all in deep guano. I mean, if you ever want to be Mr. Political, you should at least take up a course in speaking good english. I was literally scratching my face off while hearing them speak. what would the world think if this singaporean political dude stood up and said,"You know, I think we is not like what you have been thinking, its like, you know, that wan lah!"

4)Sec 2 camp

Now this is what's making me feel like peeing in my pants whenever i think about it. SEC 2 CAMP!!! where we shall dive into the awesome fun that we shall have in kayaking, rock climbing, absailing, ziplining, camp fire-ing, and wholesome teamworking spirit. ( I'm really just looking forward to the kayaking bit and the sleeping with your friends thing. it's like a really big scale slumber party that you can't stay up all night in.)

5) June holidays CHURCH RETREAT!!!

This one makes me explode pee in the everywhere!!!!!
Guess what?! I'm gonna be bunking in with Jairia. One room, two friends, a whole night long of awesome fun. not that we'd be able to stay up that late, but still, the fact that our parents allowed us to stay in one room together without any parental supervision means that we are really responsible and mature. so that's good in a way. we'd be staying in this five star hotel in KL.

that's it really.

Post that took a really...REALLY long time to write. 9:35pm

It's not that i don't want to. write. here, i mean. It's just that i've got nothing to write about. plus my Dad's home all the time now so you'd never know if he's lurking around trying to read what i'm typing behind my back. Gosh it's really hot here. Why must I be one born with sweaty palms and feet??? it's like an annoying thin film of sweat that you have to wipe off every 5 minutes.
this has to be my shortest post yet.
goodbye for now.

9:15pm...suddenly Maths is my favorite subject.

I've officially moved to weirdo town.
really. i'm serious.
where i shall live my life in full weird potential. where i'll be as mad as a hatter wearing a mad hatty thing.
A few things quite wrong with my life:
1) My parents are crazy over Korean things. This started off with my mum's obsession with Korean Drama, which i found cool at first, but believe me, it isn't. you would say the same thing if you had to eat the kimchi my parents 'made' and forced into my mouth. ok, so it's not that bad but I mean, I practically have Korean food everyday. which is impossible to avoid since my Mum is dragging me and my Dad( my dad goes along with this because there's really nothing he can do.) off to any korean restaurant she finds. She's absolutely gone off the roof. and into the chimney where santa sticks his butt in.
2) I'm starting to like Maths. No really. I do. Algebra ACTUALLY seems brilliant all off a sudden.

3) My English Literature Teacher is really really-well, 'interesting'. It's like health and puberty class when she's teaching. I mean, she tells us to write a poem about teenage life and Mentioned BGR. Plus she even handed out a poem that talked about a 'one night stand' which my very confused friend told me all about. you know. that thingy. WHO DOES THAT?!

4) I still don't have a dog.

5) I look like a primary six kid when i'm going to be 14.

6) My grandparents have touch screen phones which are a zillion times better than the one i have now. MY GRANDPARENTS. BOTH OF THEM. wow.
just wow.

8:16pm realizing bubble tea makes you go piddle in the loo department.

Today was really really full scale boringness. Just, you know, lessons and boring old talks about stuff that don't matter. hmmm....
I wonder what i should buy for Tam's birthday???
I made her a card during Conversational Malay class today. well, technically the card was my assignment, and we were supposed to write a satay-speaking birthday card. in satay-speak(Malay). and it had to at least have 20 Satay words.
and well, i'm not exactly awesome in Malay, so you get the idea. 
it seems like everything in malay is just the wrong spelling of English words. like in, Taxi. In Malay it's Teksi. See? easy peasy.
So this was what i wrote:
selemat hari jadi!!!!
saya gif ye perescent.
saya hoop ye leik ke perescent.
haaf ke happi bifdey.

Wei Qian just called me.
"what'cha doing?" she says.
"Nooothing."
and then she kept repeating ,"hhheeeelllooooo???" because i was busy typing and i didn't bother to reply.
Honestly. the friends i have. she practically lives in loon ville,
oh gosh. and now she's humming a tune and she's blabbering in blabcity.
after about a trillion years later, i said," wow Wei Qian, your spaceship has just arrived. please get in."
" now talk about your day!!!" she squealed.
i just honked and snonked like a pig.
"ohm. ohm. ohm."
" you're honestly worst then my Mum in nag ville."
she stopped talking and got all huffy and puffy and emo.

oh bother.

11:02am Chinese new year is coming!!! hip hip noooray/ Tam's Birthday

CNY isn't really my best holiday ever, but still, a week of school-less activities ought to be good.
so anyway, this year, i'll be going off to the land across the stream, satay-a-gogo land, or Malaysia as some people call it. and i shall wave my white handkerchief of silent goodbyes to you, saying," au revoir oh little nice people, for i shall be away for days and days to come, ahahaha" 
Not that i'm that happy about it. i'm THRILLED. and yes, it'll be Penang all over again, where i shall be disconnected from the world wide spider web for ages. 
My grandparents have not considered having computers in the house since like, forever, but there's still loads of stuff to do. i'll be going off to my Aunt's house, who is actually a teenager and we shall run about her lovely castle of a house( she's really rich) and i'll be floating on the white cloud of silver linings.
which would be next week. 
Now onto bigger and greater things, I have decided to meet up with Chloe this Monday to discuss  Tammy's birthday department wise. 
I called her,"HI!"on the phone the other day 
"what"
"So how, Tam's birthday..."
She said," why don't we buy her an ice cream cake?" 
and i said," Chloe, you are really full of ice cream cakes, you bought one for me on my birthday."
"anything."

That's How chloe looks like when i
call her. seriously.

" why don't we just sneak in a sneaky question about what Tammy would want for a cake and then hop off to cake world to get it?"
"you mean Swensens"
"yes yes lady of wise things."
"ok."


how boring can this conversation get?

9:26pm...science centre tomorrow. tres butterfly-ish in my stomach

i'm really really excited for tomorrow. see, the school's going to bring us to this really cool science centre place which has awesome exhibitions that are so awesome, you could just die right there on the spot( not literally, or the place'd be shut down)
and heere i am, eating my McChicken wings late into the night sipping my tea, thinking, oh how wonderful would it be if time could just fly past...but oh no...it has to go soooooo slow and stubbornly just when you want it to speed up.
i hate time.
if i could meet time, i would say,"gosh, why are you so crappy i could just roast you on the BBQ and eat you up."
anyway, back to my point. science centre. yesshh. i just can't wait. we are going to this CSI exhibition that well, i have actually gone to before but it's just not the same when u go with friends. plus it's free....so why not?
onto other things, we've already chosen our group members for project work.
Elmer(this guy who's confused but he's cool), Me, my darling Wei Qian(oh gosh that sounds so...lezzie) , Jason ( who currently is in Malaysia)and Zhi Yu ( whom everyone calls paper fish since her name in chinese literally is, paper fish, but I don't call her that since i think it's just plain old rude.)
and our group name's ,"the Vikings" and we're supposed to come up with a coolio group photo.
which is why i made viking hats with horns stuck onto them. it looks so cool, but i'd probably never wear them again. i mean, who would?!
just imagine that:
Viking hat person(VH): * walks into shopping centre*
normal person: goggles like a person on goggling pills at VH. " oh my goodness!"
Old stuck up lady with accent: "my my, what merde fashion sense young people have now adays...ho well, it can't be helped i guess.
German guy: Glockenspiel and all things german! what in the name of Glockenspiels is that?! ( my german isn't really that fluent, i only know one word. glockenspiel.)
Suicide bomber(planning on an attack:* so shocked he just drops it*
*BOOM*
and everyone dies because of the viking hat.
see? it's suicidal to be boldly fashionable.

the hat of awesomeness and even certain death

6:19pm..First day of school, (late post. i just saw this and i thought i posted it but i didn't oh well. careless me)

hmmm...
I vaguely remember it...ok ok, so i was a bit late in posting this but i guess i just didn't have enough time. I met up with Wei Qian and yea we walked to school together and got the seats we wanted. I think the most depressing thing about that day was that, when i saw the new Sec ones, they were BIG. as in HUGE and mature-ish. i kinda expected them to be more of on the small side, but I now stand corrected.
don't you know how depressing it is tho be shorter then some kid a whole year younger than you?? well technically, i'm not a year older than anybody, since i'm  born on the second last day of the year, but still! it seems plainly unfair to us sec twos.
so, we were sitting down at our own places minding our own business (BTW, we all are in the same classes with the same classmates, so we still know everyone.) when our new form teacher strode in. I almost screamed. He was an American. No, no not that i have anything against Americans, I love foreigners. they just seem so much more interesting and cool than us. i mean, they have such cool accents!!!! i guess singaporeans do have accents as de foreigners see us, but theirs seem waaaay cooler.
and then he introduced himself as Mr. Puffer. ( sooooo cool!! instead of calling yet another Ms. tan or Mr. Lim we now have someone who has a surname that actually consists of two syllables!!!!)
he was slightly...how you say...big, with white hair and a long sharp nose (cool!!!)
And he had a grandfather-ish look. He said that he's travelled and stayed in Peru, pakistan and loads of other countries. plus, he's teaching us English, which more than makes sense.
oh yes, and they've totally reconstructed the canteen stalls but i still prefer last year's ones. It's cheaper and everything, but it just doesn't feel right.
haaahh, I just finished a nice essay that's supposed to be no more than 350 words, but i kinda over shot by a bit. just a teeny tiny bit. ok maybe more like 705 more.
P.S. Just found out that i AM in the same cell group as Jairia!!!! let the confetti fly!!!!!!! pllluurrrhhhh!!!!
hip hip hooray *balloons popping in mid air* *trumpet ploooing* and all