and for the record, I really do love you all. really. well, not really, or i'd probably be a hobo girl selling seashells by the beach. hmmm.

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

8:16pm realizing bubble tea makes you go piddle in the loo department.

Today was really really full scale boringness. Just, you know, lessons and boring old talks about stuff that don't matter. hmmm....
I wonder what i should buy for Tam's birthday???
I made her a card during Conversational Malay class today. well, technically the card was my assignment, and we were supposed to write a satay-speaking birthday card. in satay-speak(Malay). and it had to at least have 20 Satay words.
and well, i'm not exactly awesome in Malay, so you get the idea. 
it seems like everything in malay is just the wrong spelling of English words. like in, Taxi. In Malay it's Teksi. See? easy peasy.
So this was what i wrote:
selemat hari jadi!!!!
saya gif ye perescent.
saya hoop ye leik ke perescent.
haaf ke happi bifdey.

Wei Qian just called me.
"what'cha doing?" she says.
"Nooothing."
and then she kept repeating ,"hhheeeelllooooo???" because i was busy typing and i didn't bother to reply.
Honestly. the friends i have. she practically lives in loon ville,
oh gosh. and now she's humming a tune and she's blabbering in blabcity.
after about a trillion years later, i said," wow Wei Qian, your spaceship has just arrived. please get in."
" now talk about your day!!!" she squealed.
i just honked and snonked like a pig.
"ohm. ohm. ohm."
" you're honestly worst then my Mum in nag ville."
she stopped talking and got all huffy and puffy and emo.

oh bother.

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